Tuesday, December 27, 2011

Twelve Days of Christmas 2011

Once again, my sweet, cute, adorable, sexy, man of my dreams gave me the twelve days of Christmas. I love getting gifts, but I also love his creativity and time he takes to make each day special. There is no doubt in my mind, I'm one LuCkY girl!

He did tell me on day one that this years theme was related to SEX..apparently he's been feeling a little deprived. So ladies, settle in and break out the popcorn...it's time to reveal this years 12 days.

PRE-WARNING..they are a little SPICEY this year Ü

 On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me one naughty outfit, pretty sure it's more for HIM than ME. 

Ok, I'm not real big into lingerie, but this was pretty fun to see something HE picked out and thought was SEXY. Fact #2...this outfit was DIFFICULT to put on. I mean, all kinds of straps and fasteners. I finally shut the bathroom door and told him he couldn't see until I figured the damn thing out...I mean, we obviously know the real thing is NOT near as sexy as the picture on the box let alone watching me fumble naked trying to get it on. The strangest thing though...totally easy to get it OFF...Ü

 On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, two stretchy head bands to wear before bed and getting ready. 
I love my head bands...I love how much time he puts into everything. He notices the little things, like I really love a certain kind of headband.

 On the third day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, three pieces of 'bling' that one day will be Diamonds GUARANTEED! 

On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, four bottles of warming lotion for him to RUB all over me. 
Anytime Cory wants to RUB me..I'm fine with that. Umkay..Okay!

 On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, five tubs of HOT LOVE, which are gels for pleasing me! 
I had to turn two of the tubes around. The names were a bit too much for my BLOG. With that said, stop whatever you're doing...and go get these from Spencer's..drop your drawers and have SEX with your significant other RIGHT NOW. If you don't have a significant other, the first attractive person you see will do. Ü

 On the sixth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me six VS lip glosses, to only use when I want no KISSY. 

True love I say, is when you buy your wife something she loves even when you hate when she uses it!

 On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me 7 SEXY parts covered, parts that only HE gets to see. 

 On the eighth of Christmas, my true love gave to me, eight sex tickets, that again are more for HIM than ME! 
 On the ninth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, nine holes in a spatula that he will use to make breakfast for me! 
Corys pancakes = DELICIOUS! 
 On the tenth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, 10 ounces of pouring, out of the gravy boat so no more borrowing! 
This is one piece of dinnerware I've been wanting. When we have family over and I make a roast or anything with gravy, I'm always having to borrow his mom's gravy boat!

 On the eleventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me 11 treats for me to eat while we are watching movies!

Drum roll please..................On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, an IPad 2 that I've been wanting sooooooooooooooooooooo badly!!!

I was so excited!! The funny part to this story is the Friday before Christmas I went to Rainbow Gardens with my Mom, Aunt and Sister. We love to eat lunch and walk around the store to see what stocking stuffer or last minute gift we can find. I passed this IPAD cover and was totally in love. I had a slight idea that Cory just MIGHT get me an IPAD..so I bought the cover. I was totally thinking if he didn't buy it for Christmas, then one day I would have one. I've never seen a cover like this so I thought better be safe than sorry right!!

When I opened my IPAD on Christmas Eve, I was so excited! I had to tell Cory about my purchase and he just shook his head and said 'You're the only woman I know that KNOWS how spoiled she is, expects it and accessorizes it BEFORE she even has the damn thing!'

Well...can't blame me for being well prepared can you?!

I hope you enjoyed my twelve days! This year was great just like the other two. I'm thinking next year, maybe it's Cory's turn to be spoiled and surprised everyday....Well...he's not too picked on. Just look at what he came home with the day after Christmas......

Can you see my face?? I mean, who the hell comes home with things like this??? Oh, that's right MY man! I love you Cory, thank you for all you do for me and always caring about the SMILE on my face. I'm glad you got to finally bring this UGLY..I mean..UNIQUE bus home Ü


Kallie said...

Wow, he was feelin a little deprived! But he did a great job, figuring out how to bring the loving back in the bedroom...Day five, dying to know what the other bottles say! Good job Cory!!

Kallie said...

Oh, and I like the bus. And you inspire me to be better about blogging. I have been a slacker...

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